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Stephanie Lincoln's avatar

Well THAT was potent.

Bernadette's avatar

Well, he didn't mean any of them now did he?

Nell Ann Craig's avatar

And did his behavior change in 2008? Well…so much for an apology…or rather a non-apology.

Darcy Scholts's avatar

Yippee, an Alford Apology (TM)! because of course any plea would have been an Alford plea!

AndyAR's avatar

Those all sound contrived. Like he was testing out trial apologies.

Alan's avatar

Can I set these apologies on fire and bury the ashes?

Stephanie Lincoln's avatar

Not until they’ve been well and truly urinated-upon.

SB's avatar

Gross. The last is the most nauseating of the three

John Sweet's avatar

This is the most blatant non-apology apology I've ever seen. "I'm sorry you feel bad. I've been taught apologies are a social obligation, so I'm doing it."

The best possible take is that counsel advised him not to admit guilt under any circumstances, since it would trigger severe civil and criminal consequences.

I don't buy it, though. To me this is a chilling portrayal of a malignant sociopath, a calculated and manipulative attempt at gaslighting his way out of a tight spot.

David Chandler's avatar

Said enough to get him through the day.

Donna Cox's avatar

Me me me. What B.S.

Khalila RedBird's avatar

Was he really that clueless? I think not. I think these were as self-serving as he could get and still masquerade as apologies.

I Hate this Timeline's avatar

He is front and center in all 3 versions. The victims are invisible. NO.